Funny Mason Sayings

We are all doing fine here at Chez Corey/Mason. We've moved, had our housewarming party, and we're all still in one piece (thanks to all who attended!). There was a brief panic over a lost trick-or-treating pumpkin (which was later found under Corey's bed), but other than that, no one was harmed during that production. Also, we have all had our seasonal flu shots, Corey has had one dose of the H1N1 vaccine (thank you pediatric cardiology!), and Mason has an appointment for the nasal vaccine next week. Damian and I are still out in the cold, like most of the rest of us. We're wearing out the hand sanitizer.

And now on to fun Mason sayings. The little man is starting to talk much more, and he's come up with some pretty funny quotes. Here is a list of them that I've been compiling.

When passing garages, Mason inspects the doors and announces whether they are open or shut, or half open or shut, or any other version of open/shut. I like it when it's a 2-car garage and one door is open, the other shut, and he says, "One door shut door! One door opa door!" Department of Redundancy Department.

One morning I winked at Mason, and he said, "One eye opa door, one eye shut door!"

For anything chocolate, Mason uses the word "black". As in "Black donut!" or "Black milk!" etc.

"Wood Dot!" = "Woodstock" from Snoopy.

During a phone conversation - "Are you having a good time with Nanny and Papa?" Mason, "Yeah! Good time!"

When passing gas in the bath tub, "Boop!"

In the parking lot at Giant, a guy started backing up as we were passing, and I said, "Don't back up, Buddy!" Mason yelled, "Yeah! Buddy! No back up!" He's got my back.

We had a playdate with Sydney and Evan, and Mason trotted around the house before we left chanting "Sydney Sydney Sydney!" Somebody likes his cousin.

"SHREK ON YOUTUBE!"
I sat Mason on the potty, and finally I asked him, "Are you going to pee pee, or what?" He looked at me and announced, "WHAT!" Indeed.
Last night when I put Mason to bed, I said, "I love you Mason", and, totally unprompted, he replied, "Mama, Mason love MOMMY!" Then he gave me a big grin and a huge hug. So sweet.

And I'll leave you with one Corey quote:
"I don't want to get a donut! I JUST WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!" I met this 4-year-old announcement with stunned silence.
Happy Halloween! I'll post about our two pirates trick-or-treating experience some time after the fun ends......